For me the day began not with the rising of the sun but the night before. Obliging my family is a rare occasion, but this time around I was compelled to meet my fellow trainees up at the illustrious Acadia on Day 3 of their trip. Why did day 3 start on day 2 you ask? Well, simply because the bulk of Day 2’s evening was spent in communication with Tex and S.A.D. who decided to whet my appetite by telling me how amazing the location was. Curiosity peaked when I found out that they had “befriended the locals”; which, frankly, could have meant they were tossed into debtors prison as easily as found a wild animal that happened to be following them along the rocky beach.
I awoke much earlier on Sunday than I had thought I would, swung by Bath, ME to pick up J. Megs who wanted to join in our shenanigans. All said and done, we were in Bar Harbor by 9:30ish to meet the guys for a sleepy breakfast at Café This Way. Here is where I found out firsthand that the trip would be worth it. The stories from the crag seemed amazing, the people chill and the air crisp. I also found out that “befriending the locals” meant something in between what I had suspected. J. Megs decided to conquer the wave blasted cliffs of Otter and not hike around the rocky shore in search of random bouldering lines. Though without a doubt, her own adventure was eventful.
Armed with beta from a waitress and the local gear shop employee, Dufour, S.A.D. and I embarked on Greathead with ambition in our hearts. I was shown the lines to warm up on, and attempted to conquer my height by completing the route named “Dufour I am stronger than you”. My own deficiencies prevented me from sticking the opening move; but progress was being made in the 20 minutes that we spent playing on it.
I have 67 shots of Mateyko missing the opening move and one poorly framed one of him making the fourth.
Our minds turned to encouragement where we spent some time coaxing S.A.D. through a v4/v6 where none of us really had a firm idea of what the sequence was. Dan resolved himself to believe that a big throw from a semi-good crimp to a hold we couldn’t see the top of must have been the right way. After numerous attempts, and getting progressively closer, the ancient techniques passed down by S.A.D.’s forefathers did not prevail. Alas, hearts and minds rest assured that the next trip to the region will dispense with the problem.
Dan stretching it out on the Left Line
Imagine now, the air crisp from an ocean breeze, the clouds not letting up, and the 3 of us jumping along the rocks looking for a hidden oasis of climbing. Well, we didn’t exactly find an oasis, but we did find a cave that most wouldn’t give a second glance. Not more than 4 feet deep and 10 feet high, we descended upon this spot. The first hold for both routes we discovered began on a smooth pocket roughly resembling a pair of lips <insert incessant lewd references>. S.A.D. jumped in first off, found a route with a big move off the start continued with big moves to big holds. Dufour got the second ascent and I, the third. We dubbed this route “Left Lips”, a v2/v2+ problem.
Gazing up at the lips.
“Right Lips” threw us for a bit. Fighting a nasty overhang of smooth rock does not me an easy traverse. S.A.D. starts us off again with a big move off the start. But the second move eludes all of us for some time. S.A.D. comes up with a nice knee bar to free up the torso for rotation. He seemed to get stuck with his right leg though. My right knee is slightly tweaked right now so I decided to use the left leg…lo and behold, I was able to send the rest of our line. But since I skipped the first move which eluded me at present time, I can’t claim the FA. S.A.D. makes short work of the line with the new beta. Dufour finds a toe-hook with simultaneous knee-bar to allow a no hands rest; way to go Dufour.
The difference between a toe cam and knee jam is Dan failing on Lips Right
"You know what I did with no hands last night?"
The balance of the day was spent exploring and fantasizing. We spent a significant amount of time walking the shore and inspecting what seemed to be great caves. Once we got in them however, it appeared that the lines were either wet, or well beyond our capabilities. Rock on to whomever climbs them. We did find a great warm up wall with a few V1s on it.
Secret Asian Dan making the V8 Face on a random V1 Face
Our adventures were finished for the day when we found what looked like a spectacular cave. From all angles this place inspired awe. Alas, getting there was no small feat with crash pads on your back. Navigating the mossy boulders and barnacle laden rocks proved trickier than one would expect. Once in the cave, which I now have reason to believe is called Millennium Cave, we were unable to find a line that had a safe landing zone and was not soaked. After a good hard look we retreated to path and made our way back to vehicular transport.
Back in town S.A.D secured lodging for the night and we made our way to the Lompoc to meet “the locals”. The waitress remembered Dufour and S.A.D. from their previous visits and Jeremy tossed back a few with us while talking about developing climbing on the island. The Lompoc sports a Bocce court, a sport I was completely unfamiliar with. I now consider myself a Bocce expert; well not really, but the time spent mocking each other repeatedly was a great use of our time. I came to realize that consistency in foreign towns definitely has perks. I now use the Lompoc and Café This Way as a bellwether for future encounters in the area. Unfortunately, I doubt a new experience will hold up in comparison.
After a long night at the Lompoc, where we actually provided our own Ginger Beer for the Dark and Stormies, and a long day of climbing, and a long drive to get here, I sank onto the Mondo like it was the mattress of kings. Excited about meeting new people, excited about finding a new location in my home state and exhausted from the day’s trials, I slept with anticipation of what is to come as we continue our journey.
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